Nudity should not be a crime
It’s a standard morning routine. Get out of bed, brew a cup of joe. And if the house mates aren’t around, why bother putting clothes on? Eric Williamson knows what I’m talking about. The Springfield, Virgina resident was going about his business in the buff when a lady walked by his house with her kid. She looked in his window, saw his birthday suit and called the cops.
Creating laws to protect people from people who revel in imposing their bodies upon others is understandable. I certainly don’t want to sit in a puddle of potentially infected spooge left on a bench by some random naked person. That’s something easily prevented by wearing clothes.
However, when a person is arrested for being naked in their own kitchen, a line has been crossed. Not only does this violate a primal urge to roam free unrestricted by fashion, public dollars and man hours were spent on sending officers out to the residence. What a waste.
What irks me further is that the woman was walking through Williamson’s yard with her son. What’s the big deal if he sees an adult penis? The mother has obviously been exposed to penis in the past. Why was she so upset at the sight of a naked man that she called the cops?
I wouldn’t mind a naked man in my kitchen making coffee. One more attractive than Williamson, naturally.
In related news, the very chiseled swim team was running around campus earlier today, wearing only sneakers and fire engine red speedos. Ahh, life is good.
Yeah that blows bullhonkey. “He could be sent to prison for a year and fined up to $2k.” That is larger than any load of crap I’ve ever taken. I’m making a pact that if he gets convicted, I’ll start a militia of home-bound naked people to dissent. That mother is a tool: By her reasoning, the naked male form should be taken out of every piece of printed material (including textbooks) in case you stumble upon it because they “wanted you to see it”. People care too much about stupid shit that doesn’t affect them.
I think people should care about things that don’t affect them, but when it comes to infringing on the rights of a guy who enjoyed being too lazy to hide the natural state of his physique (heaven forbid!), that’s lame.